This week in unnecessary remakes: Patrick Swayze's Road House

First of all; Why?
Second of all; it was a cinematic flop.
3rd of all...the story was ridiculous back in 1989 and sounds even more ridiculous now.

Road House is basically a Coyote Ugly minus the T'n'A.
For those of you who forget the story goes as follows"
"Patrick Swayze plays a bouncer hired to tame a rowdy bar in Missouri called 'The Double Deuce.' "

I wish MGM good luck with this remake and ...wait...actually no , no I don't wish them luck because if this remake is somehow successful then this opens the door for other mediocre MGM films to be remade such as Quigley Down Under or The Meteor Man.