Lars von Trier's Nymphomaniac: Vol. I Releases a New Trailer...Go hide your kids

Following a decidedly Red Band version last November, Magnolia Pictures has brought online a safe-for-work version of the trailer for Lars von Trier's Nymphomaniac: Vol I. Check it out in the player below, courtesy of Yahoo! Movies.

Nymphomaniach stars Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgard, Stacy Martin, Shia LaBeouf, Jamie Bell, Christian Slater, Uma Thurman, Willem Dafoe, Connie Nielsen, Mia Goth, Udo Kier, Jean-Marc Barr, Caroline Goodall, Kate Ashfield, Saskia Reeves, Sophie Kennedy Clark, Hugo Speer, Felicity Gilbert, Michael Pas, Jesper Christensen, Jens Albinus, Nicolas Bro, Cyron Melville, Shanti Roney, Omar Shargawi, Tania Carlin, Severin von Hoensbroech and Peter Gilbert Cotton.

 Nymphomaniac is the wild and poetic story of a woman's erotic journey from birth to the age of 50 as told by the main character, the self-diagnosed nymphomaniac, Joe. On a cold winter's evening the old, charming bachelor, Seligman, finds Joe beaten up in an alleyway. He brings her home to his flat where he tends to her wounds while asking her about her life. He listens intently as Joe over the next 8 chapters recounts the lushly branched-out and multi-faceted story of her life, rich in associations and interjecting incidents.

Nymphomaniac: Vol I hits VOD March 6 and theaters March 21. Nymphomaniac: Vol II follows on VOD March 20 and in theaters April 4.

See trailer here or below if you have flash

Shia LaBeouf in Between Charlotte Gainsbourg's Legs In New Poster For Von Trier's 'Nymphomaniac'

A new poster has landed for Lars von Trier's two-part 'Nymphomaniac'  as sexually vulgar as the others, this time around we get to see Shia LaBeouf creeping up between Charlotte Gainsbourg legs
"Nymphomaniac: Part One" opens in theaters on March 21, 2014, and will be available On Demand starting March 6, 2014. "Nymphomaniac: Part Two" will open in theaters on April 18, 2014 and will be available On Demand as of April 3, 2014.
See new poster below
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